Ottawa’s Tulip Festival highlighted the new “maple leaf” tulip over the weekend. In my opinion this new attraction is an enormous nosedive flop of a miscarriage. It was designed by The National Capital Commission and the Kingdom of the Netherlands; intended to mimic the Canadian Flag.
This is a picture of a Canadian flag:
This is a picture of the new genetically modified tulip:
Although I can see some resemblance, I can’t help but picture a pair of white panties and an accident waiting to happen. Next spring The Government of Canada plans on showcasing thirty thousand of these beauties in our Nation’s Capital.
Thank you Ottawa for reminding me I live in a giant bloody vagina.
Alternate Title: Bloody Pad Tulip-Success! Why Is There A Field Of Used Tampax?